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The Taylors

While out cruising, a taxi driver misjudged a bend and drove his cab into the wall dividing the houses of a Mr and Mrs Taylor and a Mr. and Mrs. Ball. Thankfully, he was pulled out by the Taylors.

The taxi driver and the priest

A taxi driver and a priest die and knock on heaven’s door. St. Peter shows the taxi driver his new home, a lavish castle fully equipped with butlers and servants. When the priest’s turn comes, he is shown a meagre hut with no electricity or water. The priest complains to St. Peter: “How is it the taxi driver gets a castle and I only got this small hut? I have been working for Jesus all my life, what has he done?”. St. Peter responded: “Yes you were working for Jesus, but during your Sunday sermons everybody slept – when the taxi driver drove around his clients, they prayed.”